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« poslato: 25.07.2008. 20:29:43 »

Sta god vas interesuje, otkrice vam Tarot...i to za dz.
Ne podcenjujte moc tarota, i pazite sta pitate, sta zelite...moze vam se i ostvariti!!

Ali morate velikog mag-a Pedera, pardon, Petera (nikad necu nauciti naslepo da kucam, uvek mi se "otme kontroli" neko slovo) lepo da zamolite za odgovor.

U prvo polje morate ukucati "Peter, please answer:"
pa onda u drugo postavite svoje pitanje. Moze i na srpskom, za Petera nije problem...

Zakoracite u svet senki, i suocite se sa samim sobom....

Heheheh.....ko da pisem reklamu za Trece Oko.... SmileSmile
Evo i linka.

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« Odgovor #1 poslato: 25.07.2008. 20:48:51 »

A možeš da preskočiš Petera i da se obratiš direktno bogu:

http://www.titane.ca/igod/
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« Odgovor #2 poslato: 25.07.2008. 20:57:29 »

A možeš da preskočiš Petera i da se obratiš direktno bogu:

http://www.titane.ca/igod/


Me:
 i don't know
God:
Me either.

 Laughing Nekakav bog neznalica
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« Odgovor #3 poslato: 25.07.2008. 20:59:49 »

Ma gde bi kraj Petera Njemu na ispovest.... SmileSmile

Upravo sam iznervirao svojom supljom, pa me oterao...Smile
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« Odgovor #4 poslato: 25.07.2008. 21:03:42 »

Evo moje poslednje pitanje Peteru:

PETITION: Peder, please answer:
QUESTION: What is the secret of nature??

Peter answers: You must be patient.

Znaci, ni ovaj nema blage veze... SmileSmile
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« Odgovor #5 poslato: 25.07.2008. 21:54:01 »

Zašto li me njegov avatar podseća na nekog orangutana a ne na svemirsku maglinu.
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« Odgovor #6 poslato: 26.07.2008. 01:03:34 »

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 kukraz
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  kukraz.
Me:
 I'm
God:
" I am very pleased to meet you kukraz." You are?
Me:
 You are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
 I'm not to
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  to.
Me:
 no you're not
God:
Are you serious?  Is this a specific reply?
Me:
 jok ti si
God:
I've lost the context,  kukraz.  Are we still on  not to?
Me:
 what god are you if u do not understand Serbian?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
 I
God:
You?
Me:
 I
God:
You?
Me:
 I
God:
You?
Me:
 I]
God:
You?
Me:
 You?
God:
" You?"?  Me,  kukraz ?
Me:
 ***** Laughing
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 no
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
 more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
 more moer
God:
You want more?
Me:
 yes
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
 you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 i am robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
 i am robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
 i robot
God:
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
Me:
 yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 you doubt?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  kukraz said I doubt.
Me:
 say, I give u permmision
God:
OK.  "You  give me permmision.".
Me:
 yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 Slimey
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 rainboe
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
 yersao
God:
Are we still talking about  rainboe?
Me:
 moisk
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 download it for me, will you
God:
Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   
and create your own chat robot!
 Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
 i cant find
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
 will u guide me
God:
Let me think it over.  Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
 ?
God:
Let me think it over.  Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
 guide me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
 yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
 help me download


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« Odgovor #7 poslato: 26.07.2008. 15:53:32 »

Zašto li me njegov avatar podseća na nekog orangutana a ne na svemirsku maglinu.

Zato sto si kupila gotove kore, umesto da si sama razvila kore za pitu.

Ako ti je nejasan answer, zapitaj se zasto paradajz u konzervi vice "To Miki Moj", umesto da se pepeljara sama od sebe pretvori u zlatnu ribicu.

Nadam se da sam ti donekle razjasnio pitanje, s obzirom da se ipak prodavnice u industrijskoj zoni zatvaraju pre nego sto se otvore.

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« Odgovor #8 poslato: 26.07.2008. 15:56:14 »

 waaa plasis me 


zezam se
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« Odgovor #9 poslato: 26.07.2008. 17:24:59 »

Plasim te? Pa ja sam prestravljen, bre... SmileSmile
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« Odgovor #10 poslato: 26.07.2008. 18:31:08 »

Pa zar cuveni Sal??
Onaj Sal sto je isao kod vampira na veceru?  Shocked
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« Odgovor #11 poslato: 26.07.2008. 19:41:36 »

Pa zar cuveni Sal??
Onaj Sal sto je isao kod vampira na veceru?  Shocked
A probudio se pored vampirice  Mr. Green
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« Odgovor #12 poslato: 27.07.2008. 06:00:43 »

SuzanK, pa od tada i trpim traume.. Smile
Eh, Mastere, kamo srece...bas bi mi godila jedna. Al da nadje sisati nesto trece, krv i novcanik da mi ostavi na miru... Smile

Samo vi spamujte ovu ozbiljnu temu.. Smile
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« Odgovor #13 poslato: 16.05.2013. 13:56:16 »

Moj razgovor sa Bogom:

Me:
 What bycicle do You suggest for me to buy?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.


Me:
 What CD should I buy? From Jelena Rozga, or from her former band Magazin?
God:
I can ask someone about it.    Who or what is  Jelena Rozga or from her former band Magazin?
Me:
 Jelena Rozga is famous Croatian female popular singer, and she is very religious person.
God:
I think  Jelena Rozga is a lot of things.
Me:
 So do You suggest her CD?
God:
Yippee!  How old are you?
   I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
 Are you realy god? How come you never heard about Rozga?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.   Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 So, Rozga or Magazin. I really can't decide.
God:
Yeah that's right.  Are you still located in ?    You really do?  What is stopping you?
Me:
 I'll just buy them both. Thanks anyway.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?   In any case,  Don't mention it.
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I see.
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